I quickly wrote this poem for your enjoyment.
There is a mouse in my house;
I don't like it one bit.
It caused me to fly high;
I threw a complete fit.
My neighbors are now deaf;
And, my kids are distressed.
I stood on the counter,
Wondering which plan was best.
My heart slowed its beat;
We dodged for the door.
But, our extremities went numb;
We could bare the cold no more.
So, locked in the bedroom
Is where we stayed,
"Please Lord protect us,
And vanish the pest," I prayed!
The courage to venture out cautiously,
Eventually came.
My hero will be here tomorrow;
Black Widow Exterminator is his name.
Until then, I will sleep with one eye wide;
And, I will try to not jump at each and every sound.
I am now grateful for the FL Roach;
It's way better than the CO critter I just found.
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