It took me less than 24 hours to discover why no one else has pumpkins outside. It's not because they're anti-fall.
Every time I stepped foot outside my door, more and more of my pumpkin was gone.
UGH! What was doing this?
And, then one day.... BUSTED! I found the creature making my outdoor fall decor look like a "jacked-up" jack-o-lantern.
See if you can guess. Don't look at the next picture yet. Here are some clues.
They are rodents.
Instead of running away from oncoming traffic, they run right into it (this makes them true idiots). I should just hit them, but instead, I swerve putting my own life in jeopardy and often times yell, "STUPID _________?" (your guess goes in the blank)
It's said that they lack natural defense, so they have to look out for predators (wish my gun was there predator)!
Was your guess correct?
I think I will trade the much hated FL lizard for the Colorado Fox Squirrel. Maybe. I don't know. I really, strongly, passionately, loath the lizard too!
Onto other things....
My Mom just turned 50 (9/29) and I had to send my wishes via mail. Here is what she got from her loving daughter :) You can't see the tombstone, skeletons, and crows. Don't worry, she is getting her real present next weekend.
And....
Tyler and Carter like to joke that Ryder is going to be a dentist someday because he likes to steel toothbrushes and hide. When you find him, he has slobbered all over someone else's brush.
taken 8/19 - hiding behind the door
But, love of the brush aside, I never ever thought he would like the dentist. Boy, did he prove me wrong. I was stressing big time over nothing. He was incredible. Guess I better start saving for dental school now!
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